How A Real Nomad Does It
sheila, post the pic on nomadlife...the one where digs is showing "stamina"
After spending a few days with the self designated Pappy of all Nomads, I found out the ugly truth about Devrim: that he has no stamina. Just a lot of bark. :)
For more updates of the 2 POSes visit to Beijing, check out my website:
http://sheila.nomadlife.org
Hopefully updated soon:
http://devrim.nomadlife.org
http://drake.nomadlife.org
http://tee.nomadlife.org



8 Comments:
ha..ha..ha
2:58 PM
hela funny...
Devrim, DON"T be shame to all Turks...
4:03 PM
after hearing this news i have decided to go into hiding...
5:28 PM
This is hilarious... and in proper context too!!! It ain't the years that take the toll, it's the mileage.
Neva mind, any couch potato can critisize from the sidelines without participating. Yeah that's right Sheila, we both know what's up. You could've at least finished that one margarita you had though, POS.
PS: Sheila, a certain picture of yours has been posted in select male restrooms. Here's some advice: Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus.
12:41 AM
Once again, Digs...
Bark Bark Bark...YAWN!!!
And for your information, I would've finished the martini if I didn't have to get up the next day at 6am to go to work!
1:10 AM
who needs context?!
come on you can't deny it's a great photo...and we enjoyed that your mouth was closed at the same time as your eyes...finally my demon mouth ears had some respite ;)
5:17 AM
DUDE! Are you praying in the picture?. NO NO NO Devrim, you were supposed to go there to party up and stuff! AY DIOS MIO... You can always come back to Singapore if SHA is too crazy for you, ok?
:)
9:17 AM
Now, in this case I'm actually going to stick up for Devrim, because I'm going to tell you what Sheila does:
She goes out(camera hidden) and SIPS on her ONE drink while she feeds drink after drink to her unsuspecting guest. Mind you that guest has normally flown in from a 4+ hour flight. It happened to me in Beijing...it was a kind of chill-out bar, soft-music, outside, and with candles. The conversation will start off light and over the course of the night get a little bit deeper..perhaps no longer in English..you notice yourself dozing off, but you can't do anything about it! At his point you start getting cloudy and vaguely see Sheila getting her camera out..not saying a word. A few pills later and the next thing you know, you're sitting in a tub of ice, liver missing, there's a note on the counter telling you to contact the ministry of health, and a picture of you "passed-out" is on nomadlife.org. AT least that was my experience.
1:14 PM
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