Top 10 best and worst pickup lines
""I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"
This one is relatively original and seems innocent enough for her to take notice, without feeling threatened by you. You'll also effectively send the message that you're interested in her, but are more interested in making her smile."
(Ask Men)
Critics, starts your poison pen.
This one is relatively original and seems innocent enough for her to take notice, without feeling threatened by you. You'll also effectively send the message that you're interested in her, but are more interested in making her smile."
(Ask Men)
Critics, starts your poison pen.
posted by Dody G. at 6:39 PM
13 Comments:
I fancy the direct icelandic one:
"Here is my cell, baby, ... call your mum to tell her you are not coming home tonight!"
9:35 PM
There's always the old:
"That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed"
I just laughed out loud at:
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
You could always go the authentic, non-pickup line pickup routine:
Hi, my name is ________, what's yours?
1:46 AM
The worst I heard:
"You look familiar. Haven't I seen you in a movie or a magazine?"
1:50 AM
My favorite "Would you PLEASE stop looking at my ass?"
5:10 AM
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
"aren't you tired? you've been running through my mind all night long"
"would you like to see my stamp collection?"
there are actually playing cards with 52 pickup lines
12:38 PM
Classics:
"If I told you that you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"
"I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your Bedrock"
"Do you have any Aussie in you? Would you like some?"
"Bond, James Bond"
2:00 PM
Said to me on a dance floor in Rotterdam at 3 or 4am.
"If you want to throw up, I have a lovely sink at my place"
No joke, it really happened. Good ol' De Boers :)
3:05 PM
Wow, Asha, that really is a quite a cool one...
what about pickup lines from girls? Any good ones around?
11:04 PM
Sheila, that magazine and movie, did they have XXX in the title?
1:41 AM
I had to experience an awful non-verbal pickup line once: The guy must have thought I don't speak his language, or thought it was too loud in the room, so he was really direct:
He points at himself, then at me, then nods his head towards the exit, and then makes the "sign". You know, the hand hitting the clenched fist...
9:50 PM
brett, i think he was thinking in line of Vogue...
haha!
10:26 AM
Are you sure he didn't want to beat you up outside? :-P
10:30 AM
If that question was directed to me: Uh, no, luckily I can still distinguish the difference of "beating you up" from "sexual intercourse"....:-P
9:38 PM
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