double chocolate apple cider yellow cake mix
Who is this "Allens Hill Farm" flooding our photo rotator with rich images of desserts?
Is this some sort of advertising gimmick? Debauchery perpetrated by spam bots? You are making us hungry.
Is this some sort of advertising gimmick? Debauchery perpetrated by spam bots? You are making us hungry.
posted by Johnny at 8:00 PM
5 Comments:
johnny, maybe you think you are better than everyone, but not everyone has the time to prepare a delicious baked treat from scratch, in the style of grandmother. not everyone can turn out loaves of matchless perfection each time.
i believe i'm speaking for many people when i say that i had almost given up, until i learned that there was a better way. i am now proud to say that because of allen hills farm's already-mixed package with simple directions, i can replicate all that was good about grandmother's life, without the necessary sexual divisions of labor.
10:37 PM
Yeah Johnny, your attitude is not welcome here. I loved Grandma. And I love allen hills farm's delightful treats that border on pure perfection.
2:24 AM
Allen's Hill Farm gives us meaning. I salute our new cottage-industry overlord.
8:07 AM
Allen Hills Farm pancake is to die for. A combination of luscious flour baked into honey perfection creating a delicious aroma that fills a room that makes a wonderful start to your morning.
It does wonder to your sex life and better than free one year supply of Viagra.
I heard that they guarantee that although their pancake mix was made in China, it contains no lead.
12:31 PM
hehehe and less than 1 in every 25 mixes turns into GHB when mixed with water...
9:09 PM
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