I got nukes

North Korea just detonated a second nuclear test.
Here's what's going to happen:
- Emergency meeting at UNSC will be called.
- Unanimous condemnation will be issued.
- Sanctions will be imposed.
- After 3 months, international community will beg North Korea to return to negotiation table.
- North Korea will ask for more aids.
- They will receive it.
- Detonate another nuclear test
He's a fucking genius.



4 Comments:
Here's my theory...
He's dying.
And he's testing missiles and nukes to distract everyone from that fact...
PREDICTION: His son, Kim Jong Un, will take over within 2 years... And the missile and nuclear tests will make him look more formidable than the 26 year old really is.
1:58 PM
awww..daddy loves you so much he detonate a nuclear weapon for you!
2:02 PM
If Daddy can hit 11 holes in one in his first game and kidnap South Korea's leading film stars to start a North Korean film industry... Daddy is crazy enough to do anything!!
My worry is, how crazy his son is! He's been put in charge of an army of 1 million active soldiers, 7 million reserves and they now have nukes!!!
Dody's right.. Daddy is a genius. :)
2:35 PM
I think people tend to underestimate him because he looks goofy and just look fucking crazy, but he completely controls a country and get to play the balance of China, South Korea, Japan and the USA. Not many countries can claim that.
He knows that no one is going to invade North Korea because he can destroy Seoul in 30 minutes with a million soldiers across the border and gazillion of artillery. No one will risk a war, he doesn't give a shit about sanctions as long as China keep supplying the country with fuel. He manages to be extreme and sometimes not insane at the same time.
7:33 PM
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