Monday, May 02, 2005

this just in..

AMSTERDAM--American students traveling abroad confirm the findings of a study indicating that Washington's unilateral approach to foreign policy has seriously undermined Americans' chances of getting laid.
Report: U.S. Foreign Policy Hurting American Students' Chances Of Getting Laid Abroad

The report, released Monday by the Center For U.S.-International Casual Relations, was based on interviews with approximately 1,400 American students returning from abroad. According to study director Gilbert Hapbrook, sexual contact between American students and foreigners has declined steadily since January 2001. (TheOnion)


Bruhaha said...

Is there any reason why we shouldn't trust the ONION?

dturk said...

noo reason. just get a shirt that says green card with an arrow pointing down...