Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Berlusconi my hero

"The escort, Patrizia D'Addario, claims the tapes relate to the night of 4 November last year, when the leaders of the world were holding their breath, waiting to see if Americans would elect their first black president.

Berlusconi, apparently, had other things on his mind.

According to D'Addario, Berlusconi was entertaining her in the bedroom of his magnificent Rome residence, Palazzo Grazioli. In one fragment of conversation, Berlusconi appears to direct D'Addario to wait for him in bed while he showers. In another conversation, recorded the next day, she protests to Giampaolo Tarantini, the businessman who allegedly set her up with the Italian prime minister, that she had not received the €5,000 (£4,300) she was expecting.

In a third snippet, it is claimed she confides to the same intermediary that Berlusconi asked her whether next time they met she would agree to a menage-a-trois with another of his girlfriends."

"E' il 4 novembre, sono passate due settimane. Obama sta per essere eletto alla Casa Bianca, Berlusconi e Patrizia sono nel "lettone di Putin".

SB: questo [libro?...] l'ho disegnato io
PD: l'hai fatto molto bene
SB: l'altra volta ce l'avevi?

PD: Sì
SB: C'eri già l'altra volta?
PD: Sì
SB: ma tu pensa... e questa? prendi
PD: no questa no
SB: è la più bella
PD: è bellissima questa

SB: prenditi questa la regali a qualcuno
PD: no
SB: no, sarebbe uno spreco

PD: anche questa l'hai disegnata tu?
SB: questa è una mia idea ma non l'ho disegnata io. ma guarda che roba...com'è fatta. questo è un mio amico che me l'ha fatta. che mi fa tutte le cose...io mi faccio una doccia anch'io... e poi, poi mi aspetti nel lettone se finisci prima tu?

PD: quale lettone.. quello di putin?
SB: quello di Putin
PD: ah che carino..quello con le tende

canzone 1 'Gente magnifica gente' - Sal da Vinci - dal musical 'Scugnizzi'
canzone 2 'Zoccole zoccole' - Sal da Vinci - dal musical 'Scugnizzi'"
(more with audio)


Jesse said...

the good part:
"...now I'm gonna take a shower so, so you wait for me in the double bed if you finish first?"
"Which bed...Putin's?"
"Ah how lovely, the one with curtains."

I think American politicians would be much better off if they could be as brazen as Berlusconi. Mark Sanford, for example, would have done much better if, instead of apologizing in a press conference, he had demanded an apology from his wife via tabloid.

Dody G. said...

Mark Sanford should have just said, "Sorry, I screwed up. But Maria is so fine and if you knew her, you would have cheated on your wife tool", in French.