Sunday, July 26, 2009

Buddhists are sluttier


Here's how to take advantage of each religion.

- When you are young, go become Catholic (read: Catholic school girls)
- Once you hit college, adopt Buddhism for guilt free pre-marital sex.
- When you get married, switch to Islam. They have a pretty chill attitude towards marriage and divorce.
- Once you hit retirement, switch to Judaism. They have those day of atonement every year and those retirement homes in Florida are filled with old people getting it on.

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